Funny New Job Card – Cool Sloth Greeting Card
Price range: $5.99 through $12.99
Celebrate a new job with this hilarious greeting card featuring a deadpan sloth saying “Cool.” Available in A6, A5 and A4 with matte or glossy finish.
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Product Description
A new job.
Big news.
The sloth’s response?
“Cool.”
This hilarious greeting card delivers the perfect amount of enthusiasm… which is almost none.
Featuring an adorably unimpressed sloth and a wonderfully dry punchline, it’s ideal for anyone who appreciates understated humour.
Perfect for:
• New jobs
• Promotions
• Career changes
• First jobs
• Graduations
• Retirement (if your humour is questionable)
Whether you’re celebrating a friend, colleague, sibling or family member, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who enjoys sarcastic, deadpan humour.
The clean design, soft pastel background and expressionless sloth make it a keepsake they’ll probably display on their desk.
Professionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes.
📐 AVAILABLE SIZES
• A6
• A5
• A4
✨ FINISH OPTIONS
• Matte – soft, premium finish
• Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine
📦 DETAILS
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Premium quality cardstock
• Professionally printed
• Designed by KEOLIX
❓ FAQs
Is the inside blank?
Yes! The inside is left blank for your own message.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, every greeting card includes a matching envelope.
Who is this card for?
Perfect for friends, colleagues, family members or anyone starting an exciting new role.
What occasions is it suitable for?
New jobs, promotions, career changes, graduations and work achievements.
Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives.
✨ About KEOLIX
KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity.
From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love.
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Need help with your order, have a question, or just want to say hello? Email us at hello@keolix.com and we’ll be happy to help.
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Additional Information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Size | A5, A6, A4 |
| Finish | Matte, Glossy |
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